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"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Sistine Selfie

The Gladiator.

The Death Of Venus

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Hillary Clinton

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Hans Holbein

You're my Mona Lisa.

Shakespeare

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Statue fishing.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Nelson Mandela

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Retrospection.

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

Benefactor of children

Martin Luther King Jr.

"Cute... But way too young."

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

Ballet Couple

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