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HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

D.I.Y. halo

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"See how it feels"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

François Guizot

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Retrospection.

Avoiding eternal damnation since 1982

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"And God called the light day."

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Priest And Aliens

Egypt Political Changes

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

Relate

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

Revenge pawn

Bear with a human head as a trophy

'Take ten days off work.'

Revenge of the Flies.