Recess Reviver Gifts

Office Park

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Court's in recess!'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Playground Pipe Dreams

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

I miss recess!

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

How Gary got his groove back.

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Old songs made new

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'We don't text anymore.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."