Recess Reviver Gifts

Office Park

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Court's in recess!'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Playground Pipe Dreams

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

I miss recess!

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'He's a square!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'We don't text anymore.'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

How Gary got his groove back.

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Old songs made new