Recession Reveler Gifts

"This is our successful 'Flat Broke Bum' designer suit. Lots of investment bankers and car plant CEO's ordered it!"

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Recession

White House Garage Sale.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

Squeezing a tight budget...

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

"Goodbye cruel world."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"

US Dollar weakens.

Bad news airbag

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

When I make it, I like to see it.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"