Trend Avoiders Pillows

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I, TikTok."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Kensington Fluffies

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Final words on gravestones.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"What are you doing?"

Giraffe Selfie

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."