Genre Buster Gifts

'I didn't think it was possible to break dance to Perry Como!'

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Turkish Democracy

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

New music conference

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

Musical genres

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Now get out."

"This feels so familiar."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Cowpunk

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'