Legend Buster Gifts

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

The Not-So Smart Meter

I'm not making enough money to like you.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"If only you knew. . ."

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

Killing Santa

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"It's good luck."