Legend Hunters Gifts

Fountain of Youth

'This is it! The legendary clamato gardens of upper Saskatchewan.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Phoenix

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Bigfoot tracks...