Legend Chaser Gifts

'It's only until tourism picks up.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

The star hunters

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

An early space launch attempt.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

The Snooze Bar.

Breakthrough

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?