Legend Seekers Gifts

'Do you believe in the Minister for Scottish Tourism?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Phoenix

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Zorro as a child.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Bigfoot tracks...