Legacy Seeker Gifts

"You cast a heavy shadow on your son."

Golda Meir.

'He's hired a ghostwriter for his last words.'

'What kind of immortality plan do you offer?'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Man, times have changed.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ladies by the seaside

"I love these old decorations!"

You had me at vintage.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law