Heritage Seeker Gifts

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Gone Fishing

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Baby car seat for a Native American.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Welsh Lady

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Groundhog Day.

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'So what do you do?'

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."