Heritage Seeker Gifts

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Gone Fishing

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Welsh Lady

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

Groundhog Day.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."