Historical Site Seeker Gifts

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Gone Fishing

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Evo-Tourists

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Bath Bonfire

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

The Wonder Of It All

"William dabbles in paleontology."

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

Tourist

A rest by the way

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

"For the last days of Hispanic Heritage Month, Gracie Bermudez will be wearing a traditional Latino outfit!"

'Hey, didn't you paint that?'

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

"You cast a heavy shadow on your son."

Golda Meir.

'I want to make a happy home for my family, but I have a strong need to pursue my career as an actress. What a painful conflict for me. If I only had someone to talk to about this.'