Heritage Site Explorer Gifts

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'I admire your floatibility.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Gone Fishing

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'You are here.'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Peace in shackles.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Robot Attack in Bath

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Deadwood 25 miles

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."