Heritage Sites Gifts

The First Spring Clean

Introducing Piza Island.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Several generations live together in Cuba

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cossack dancers

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Forget what?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Scot holding a heart.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Welsh Dragon

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Little boy dragon

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Stonehenge Books