Exploring Historical Sites Gifts

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Introducing Piza Island.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"...it's another metal detector."

An Appreciation

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Stonehenge Books

Deadwood 25 miles

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Bath Bonfire

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Minimalist Art

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

The First Spring Clean

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

Easter Island Decorating

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

Holiday in Egypt.

Colossus of Rhode Island

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

By the Card

The mystery of the Stonehenge bluestones

"It's been two thousand years, Brian, if 'Tequila Tuesday' hasn't taken off yet, chances are it never will."

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

'STOP DOING THAT!'