Trip To A Historical Site Gifts

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tourists and their Pets.

"...it's another metal detector."

An Appreciation

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Stonehenge Books

Deadwood 25 miles

Bath Bonfire

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

Sightseeing Bus

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Colossus of Rhode Island

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

Holiday in Egypt.

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

By the Card

'Psst! Get us a cup of honey and cinnamon would you?'

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

Tosca in prison

'Stoned Circle'

Historical Near Misses. The Battle of Two Creeks Was Almost Fought Here on June 19th, 1846 … but it rained.

'STOP DOING THAT!'

The United States of Entropy

Your Name Here

He passed away watching his favorite show...the Three Stooges

'Do we have to stop?... I was hoping to forget about education for a while.'

Tourists on their phones in Bath

Roman Hippies

"It's been two thousand years, Brian, if 'Tequila Tuesday' hasn't taken off yet, chances are it never will."

'I didn't even know she was sick.'