Historical Site Enthusiast Gifts

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"They just don't build hedges like they used to."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

The Other Cooperstown

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

After the Sentence

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Pearly King and Queen

The High Line at Giza