Historical Site Enthusiast Mugs

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"They just don't build hedges like they used to."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

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Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

That's What Happens

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

The High Line at Giza

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Pearly King and Queen

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'