Trip To A Historical Site Pillows

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Tourists and their Pets.

"...it's another metal detector."

An Appreciation

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Stonehenge Books

Deadwood 25 miles

Bath Bonfire

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Sightseeing Bus

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

Holiday in Egypt.

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

Colossus of Rhode Island

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

By the Card

Tourists on their phones in Bath

Your Name Here

Tosca in prison

Roman Hippies

'Do we have to stop?... I was hoping to forget about education for a while.'

'Psst! Get us a cup of honey and cinnamon would you?'

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

'Stoned Circle'

"It's been two thousand years, Brian, if 'Tequila Tuesday' hasn't taken off yet, chances are it never will."

Lion tamer VIP Vest In Pieces

'I didn't even know she was sick.'