Historic Site Admirer Pillows

Tourists on their phones in Bath

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Posh Easter Egg

The Kali De Milo.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

I'm With Stooped

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Medusa and Perseus.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Stone henge swing.

"I think I'm lost."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Alexander Pope

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!