Historic Site Admirer Prints

Tourists on their phones in Bath

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Posh Easter Egg

Redecorating Easter Island.

The Kali De Milo.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Medusa and Perseus.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Stone henge swing.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I think I'm lost."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

Alexander Pope

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'