Historical Exploration Gifts

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

At the Museum

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Omara Portuondo

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

World Tour.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."