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"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

At the Museum

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Omara Portuondo

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

World Tour.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

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