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"...it's another metal detector."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

At the Museum

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Tourists

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Easter Island legs

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I think he was a celebrity."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Southwark Fair.

World Tour.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Sparkling Water

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"