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"...it's another metal detector."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

At the Museum

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I think he was a celebrity."

World Tour.

Southwark Fair.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Fly Fishing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Sparkling Water

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Frog in the puddles.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"