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The First Spring Clean

Introducing Piza Island.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Cossack dancers

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Forget what?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Welsh Dragon

Scot holding a heart.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Pasadena Playhouse War

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Little boy dragon

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar