Discovering Heritage T-Shirts

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"I made you a mixtape."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Scot holding a heart.

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

Welsh Lady

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Established Clothing Stores

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."