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'This country's ancestors came out in the first fleet.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Forget what?'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Gone Fishing

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Scot holding a heart.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Pasadena Playhouse War

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Welsh Lady

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'