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'Even this building is historical. Almost like a ruin.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Rise of Modern Art

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Introducing Piza Island.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Then what happened?"

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Raphael

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!