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Bath Bonfire

Tosca in prison

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Introducing Piza Island.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"...it's another metal detector."

An Appreciation

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Stonehenge Books

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Deadwood 25 miles

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Opera House

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

'Who are you calling ancient?'

Blue dress

The First Spring Clean

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

Holiday in Egypt.

Colossus of Rhode Island

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

Tourists on their phones in Bath

'Psst! Get us a cup of honey and cinnamon would you?'

'STOP DOING THAT!'

Historical Near Misses. The Battle of Two Creeks Was Almost Fought Here on June 19th, 1846 … but it rained.

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

'Stoned Circle'

"It's been two thousand years, Brian, if 'Tequila Tuesday' hasn't taken off yet, chances are it never will."