Heritage Visits Prints

'Even this building is historical. Almost like a ruin.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

The Rise of Modern Art

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Then what happened?"

Raphael

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."