Heritage Site Explorer Mugs

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'I admire your floatibility.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Introducing Piza Island.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Gone Fishing

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'You are here.'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Peace in shackles.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Deadwood 25 miles

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."