Habitat Explorer Mugs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

ThrEschers.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Sister Cities

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

Gone Fishing

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

How About Serving Us For a Change

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Hoxton map.

The London Olympic bid

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'