Heritage Center Explorer Gifts

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'I admire your floatibility.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Gone Fishing

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Peace in shackles.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Robot Attack in Bath

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

Clown Painting in Museum

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar