Legacy Quester Gifts

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

Transylvanian backpackers.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Phoenix

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Saint Patrick

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Romulus (left) and Remus

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

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