Legacy Explorer Gifts

'This represents the tradition of our family business. I got it from my dad, he got it from his dad. One day, son, it will be yours.'

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

"Even dead, I'm overshadowed by my father."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The Vineyard

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Baby rocks!

Computer games

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Travelogue

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