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How Presidential Eulogies Influence Future Funerals

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

'This represents the tradition of our family business. I got it from my dad, he got it from his dad. One day, son, it will be yours.'

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

"Even dead, I'm overshadowed by my father."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The Vineyard

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Baby rocks!

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'