Legacy Quester Prints

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

Transylvanian backpackers.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Phoenix

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Saint Patrick

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"... and finally, to my children I leave the four mosquitos and the horsefly in the top left corner."

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Romulus (left) and Remus

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Phoenix

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