Legendary Quest Enthusiast Gifts

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

"Whoever can remove this shall rule all of England."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Warrior Woman

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Lancelot put to the Test.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

"So that's Ireland."

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Mermaids

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'It isn't polite to point.'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"Dragons were never out of style."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

"Let me try that!"

'Look Arthur! Your Holy Grail!'

The Headless Horseman's secret shame.

'Do you always steal from the rich?'