Legendary Quest Enthusiast Pillows

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

"Whoever can remove this shall rule all of England."

Warrior Woman

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Lancelot put to the Test.

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

"So that's Ireland."

Mermaids

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'It isn't polite to point.'

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"Dragons were never out of style."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

"Let me try that!"

'Look Arthur! Your Holy Grail!'

'Do you always steal from the rich?'

The Headless Horseman's secret shame.

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'If it hasn't gone away in a couple of weeks, come back and see me.'