Quest Enthusiast Pillows

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Homo Gamus

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Gamers

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Wow. A corner office at last

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Children's questions

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Cleopatra

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

Curious George, Dad

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"So that's Ireland."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'It isn't polite to point.'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'Who is John Galt?'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."