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"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Homo Gamus

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Gamers

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Wow. A corner office at last

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Children's questions

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Cleopatra

Curious George, Dad

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"So that's Ireland."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Freddie Mercury

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'It isn't polite to point.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Mind if I ask a Bloody Good Question?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

I'm actually here as part of an ongoing quest to find the ideal form of analysis. Freudian didn't work, and Jungian didn't help, so I thought I'd try Pabstian.

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

'Who is John Galt?'