Fantasy Quest Enthusiast Pillows

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Late BroomStick

ET Mishap

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Time Machine Collision

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Beard in the Stone

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Birds Following Witch.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'I think they're up to something.'

"Shall I let them breathe."