Fantasy Friend Enthusiast Pillows

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

Philton's imaginary friend was starting to spend a lot of time with other imaginary friends.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Seagiraffes

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"It get it – you're hungry."

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Canine Companion

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Mouse Princess

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Paranormal A-Z...

Piracy on a boating lake

Knight feeding his kids.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip