Fantasy Friends Aficionado Pillows

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Canine Companion

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Knight feeding his kids.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Paranormal A-Z...

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

ET Mishap

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

The Mouse Princess

"Have you been playing dice?"