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'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

Philton's imaginary friend was starting to spend a lot of time with other imaginary friends.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Canine Companion

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Knight feeding his kids.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Piracy on a boating lake

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Saint George and the Drag Queen