Fantasy Adventure Fan Pillows

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Late BroomStick

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Piracy on a boating lake

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."