Fantasy Adventure Fan Gifts

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Late BroomStick

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Knight feeding his kids.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Mouse Princess

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.