Legendary Quest Lover Gifts

'Look Arthur! Your Holy Grail!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Zorro as a child.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Lake

Loch Ness Monster