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"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"You cast a heavy shadow on your son."

Golda Meir.

'He's hired a ghostwriter for his last words.'

'What kind of immortality plan do you offer?'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Man, times have changed.'

Michael Jackson

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ladies by the seaside

You had me at vintage.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'