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'Do you believe in the Minister for Scottish Tourism?'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Phoenix

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Scotsman in the bath...

Bigfoot tracks...

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."